time for some good old fashioned shenanigans

[Like, look. People are getting attacked at the local school. Fucky things are going on in this town. But life goes on, and it's a big enough place tourists aren't unheard of.

Like this chick! This tiny goth singularity wandering down the shopping district. She's pretty obviously lost, and probably an easy mark for local delinquents, given she is tiny and harmless and totally not the daughter of assassins.

Given the way she's staring at her phone, GPS has failed her. Please help before she wanders where she should not.]